samedi, mars 25, 2006

Sownynge th'encrees of my winning

Mes cheres lecteurez,

Yt tickleth me aboute myn herte roote that yow demen myn litel thoghtes and japes to ben worth redyng. Ich thonke yow from the bottome of my tankarde.

Ich wolde consolidate myn affinitee by offeryng yow myn liveree. Yow kan purchase and were clothyng that sheweth thyn affiliacioun wyth me, throgh thys website called zazzle:

Buye a Chaucer Blogge t-shirte!

Alle profites that ich make, the which are right litel, shal go vnto poore soules who lakk beere, wyn, and jollitee.

20 Comments:

Blogger Phil said...

How about one that reads "Fully Daswyd"? It'd be good for keg socials.

samedi, 25 mars, 2006  
Blogger FSJL said...

Gentil sir, ich lacking wyn, ale, and such stronge drinke as makyth alle menne joli, beseech thyn honour's mercy and pray that there be for such poore menn as ich, a generous draught of wyn of sherris. Ane pipe of sherris shall persuade me to give thyn honour goold for thyn clabber, but iffe not, not.

samedi, 25 mars, 2006  
Blogger Slangwhanger-in-Chief said...

Thine liverie werte fulle wittye and subtile like unto an reptile. Whanne that mine landlorde shalt ne longere infest mine pockettes swich that ne goold adhereth to mine palme, that liverie adorneth me right speedily.

dimanche, 26 mars, 2006  
Blogger Qatar Cat said...

I am so loving this! :^)

dimanche, 26 mars, 2006  
Blogger Qatar Cat said...

And I am so hating comment moderation :^(

dimanche, 26 mars, 2006  
Blogger Dr. Virago said...

It pleaseth me gretely to reden yow in the blogosphere propre. Bien venue. If it pleaseth yow to visite mine owne blogge, yow wille see that ich have quotede yow in my mastehead.

dimanche, 26 mars, 2006  
Blogger smy said...

Dear Geoffrey:
I followed you through the Parson's Tale. I followed you through the Tale of Melibee. I even followed you through the Treatise on the Astrolabe (ok, I didn't follow you all the way that time). And I am with you while you make this journey to a better blogsite! It looks great!
Thanks for making me giggle. A lot.
-michelle

dimanche, 26 mars, 2006  
Anonymous Ann said...

I'll follow you here--but I would follow more conveniently if your webmaster would provide an RSS feed (or similar).

And I have got to have me some of that livery.

lundi, 27 mars, 2006  
Anonymous L.N. Hammer said...

Ann: try http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/atom.xml

---L.

lundi, 27 mars, 2006  
Blogger Randy Cadenhead said...

Whilst visting thine shoppe,gyntil poete, goode sir,youre fythefle reyder hapynt upown a thynge whence sumdye shall be knonwst as a "typo", fore iyt is the cayse thate "blog" ist spyllet withe an "e".

(Hey, I'm a dyslecsic lawyer. This stuff comes naturally.) Also, I can't seem to add text to your shirts without appearing to write over thyne devyne vyrse.

lundi, 27 mars, 2006  
Blogger Geoffrey Chaucer said...

Deere Mayster Caidenhede,

Blog ys spelt 'Blogge' durynge certayn situaciouns the expalancioun of which ys far too tedious to presentlie explaine.

As for the custoumisacioun of the shirtes, the Wyf of Bathe, who doth embroidre them, telleth me that perhaps thou nedest to shrinke or move eny texte thou addst so it shal not ouerlap. What wordes and sayinges dost thou wish to add? Ich am alweys lookynge for newe themes.

Le Vostre Servaunt
GC

lundi, 27 mars, 2006  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Myn Gentil Geoffroi,

Ich am muchel wrothe at thy japes and hostyl wordes, yow seem overe eager to maken me seem a smale and pityeful man.

Whatte hath Ich wroght to maken mine self so displeysing to yow?

Johannes Gowere

ps. my liverie is bettere and ich do notte share it so freelye to harvest the gold of compleat strangeres.

mardi, 28 mars, 2006  
Blogger Geoffrey Chaucer said...

Mon Chere Johannes,

Thou art as smal and pityful as thyn poemes aren longe and tedious!

Perhaps yf ich hadde landes to lyve off as thou dost, I wolde nat yifen awaye myn liverie for golde. Maybe thou coldst lende me sum fewe acres?

GC

p.s. STFU!

mardi, 28 mars, 2006  
Anonymous ann said...

L.N. Hammer said...

Ann: try http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/atom.xml

---L.


Ah, many thanks!

mardi, 28 mars, 2006  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

I would love to see a
"Whatte the swyve?" t-shirt...

mardi, 28 mars, 2006  
Blogger Randy Cadenhead said...

Goode poete, It seme thate myne quyle wast dulled, owr mayhapst myme mynde, for thou dyrecshion hathe pruffen sownde.
As fore saiyings, iyt plysethe yowr hymble ryder to offyr wat thyne Marchantes Tale dyd nowt sye, fore clowth goodes wowdst sayle mywre raydelee wyf thyne bloges mowrkyt spowt powrtrayed thyreon.
Sir Man of Lawe

mercredi, 29 mars, 2006  
Anonymous Sir Thopas said...

Y am gladde to see that yow are makying such a splash. Eftsoons yow may have peple who canne calle myn peple, as yow hathe me ypromissed.

Spekynge as onne wyth some sense of style, ich woulde also like a "Whatte the swyve?" tunic. Wyth a lilye flour.

vendredi, 31 mars, 2006  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

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vendredi, 30 novembre, 2007  
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dimanche, 23 décembre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Maister Chaucer, hit ys soothely grete to been abil forto ware yower livery. Ich shal be the moost hootly ydressed fellowe atten scole! Peraventure yow koud devyse som kynde of "blynge" forto go wyth thes shirtes of te and fasshionabil tabards. Hit wouldst sikerly putten yow yn heigh estaat wyth yower sone, litel Lowys. Methinks a broche of platinum kynde or grille of "ice" thatte seye "C-Dogg." Peraventure a chayne of offyse alle ycruste wyth adamantes thatte spellen "ORIGYNAL OUTELAW"?

lundi, 02 février, 2009  

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