Sir John in Kalamazoo!

Benedicitee, goode readeres all! I am burnynge the mid-nyght oil in preparacioun for a greet voyage to the gatherynge of Kalamazoo, of the whych place Geoffrey hath regaled me with many jolie stories. (Whan that I heerd of free wyne I was sold.) Verily, I have studied the lines of picke-vppe, recytyng them ynto the mirour and practisyng myne smyle and wynke. Y have even contributed a newe line of picke-vppe: "Do yow have any St Albans yn yow? No? Would yow like some?"

I regrette only that the kinges privee busynesse schal force me to leeve Kalamazoo before the daunce of whych I have heered many a lurid storie of debauch.

Onse I have y-crossed the see I schal report of the greet festivitee that ys Kalamazoo! To yow all who schal set outte for Kalamazoo, bon voyage! Mayhap I schal meete you all atte wine houre.

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  1. Sir John, I do gretely hope to meet thee at the gatherynge and here thy tales of straunge strondes, but I moot warne thee that the free wyne of Kalamazoo is fitte onlie for swyne. Be war!

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  2. Sir John - Do come to the Blogger Breakfast I've organized, if you feel so inclined. Information can be found here.

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  3. Let me add that all bloggers attending K'zoo are welcome and that it will be a safe place for pseudonymous bloggers.

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  4. Pls excuz my stark futuristk gramr & trunctd spelg. But I m v glad someon is postg here agan.

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