falsnesse and the fals feendes who telle suche

Benedicitee, good readers alle!  I am out hyntyng with General Toe, famed general of Cathay, but I muste alerte yow, good readeres alle, to a hurtful and peynfulle falsnesse, of the whych thyng I have been ytold.

The mooste fals and churlische Marco Polo, thatte jerke, hath a posse.  And thys posse doth proclaim the falsnesse of Marco Polo's supposed travels in a presentacioun of some kynde.  But yt ys nat soth, that Marco Polo crossed the saltee see as have I!  Marco Polo could nat swym across the Grand Canale, much the lesse come hither to Cathay!

Sothliche, I met Marco Polo at a taverene yclept Harries in Venice, long ago.  Marco Polo--thatte wrecche!--was a washere of dishes and stemwarre at Harries, and after I had ydronke much Tuscan wyne that Marco ystole myne manuscriptes and claimed them as hys owne!  O Marco Polo, I schal myself avenge upon yow when I retourn from the wynter home of the good General Toe!

Until then, good readeres, boy-cott the fals posse of Marco Polo!  They claimeth that they would speke of theyre lies at the "Medieval Clubbe of Newe York," but thys proveth their unconnyng: there beeth nat no Newe York, and they be nat in the myddle of no thynge or tyme but rather they dryve me to the ende of my wittes!

7 comment "falsnesse and the fals feendes who telle suche"

  1. "They are certainly the first to retrace Polo’s steps entirely by land and sea, all this without resorting to helicopters or airplanes.”

    Methinks thys proclamacioun upon their owne bigge-uppe ys an compleat gyve-awaye. For surely yt doth imply that althoghe they did nat, Mayster Polo hymselfe didst maken goode avail of suche churlish contrapciouns!

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  2. richard, second of that name, kyngNovember 3, 2007 at 8:50 AM

    Beth there nat an village of Newe Iorke nere vnto Lincoln?

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  3. Do you write this old English yourself, or does a machine take standard English and translate it for you?

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