mercredi, octobre 17, 2007

Sir John in Cathay!

Benedicitee, good readeres alle!  Sir John Mandeville heere, havying crossed the see once moore on the kynges privee businesse and arrived at the court of the Greet Khan in Cathay!  Thus I begge yowre pardoun for my longe silence; I was passyng over the sees and the sandy wastes into Cathay.

But ooh, gentiles, lat me telle yow of the wondres of Cathay!  The Greet Khan hath accepted me ynto hys servyce on be-halfe of Kynge Richard, and I have y-seene many and diverse wonderes in the monthes I have y-spent in hys service.

*I have y-seen a greet merveyl, a machyne that pryntes pages, the whych can be fashioned ynto bookes!

*Cathay hath muchel paper, the whych mateere they fashion from the pulpe of reedes and trees.

*Myne newe freende, the most noble General Toe, hath yshewen me a thyng called gun-powdere, the whych animates artillerie, the whych thynges General Toe uses to hunt the wild chikkenes of Manchuria, the which fowles hys cookes make ynto a most riche and choice nourischment.

General Toe hath invyted me to joyne hym in the wildes of Manchuria in the dayes aheed.  I have been learning about gun-powdere and preparing to go ynto the hunt for the wild chikkenes.  As always, I schal keep yow apprised of my aventures!


Blogger Affluence Breeds Melancholy said...

What need have we for this machyne you speake of? Mayhap the heathens might have use for such thingges, but surely we in Christendom--indeed, and Jewdom--have long since passed any such need, what with our blogges and suchlike.

jeudi, 18 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

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vendredi, 19 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Baxley thee marchant heere. Sir John Mandeville, I eek have seen the wondres of Cathay. The machyne that pryntes is mervelouse, but I reed beth ware of gun-powdere.
So bifel, a man while venerye birdes shoote his compeer in thee face.
But he was wood. You wys Sir sikerly shatow beth ware.

vendredi, 19 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

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vendredi, 19 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Hayle ye Chaucer. Iyv'e juste rede thye bloge mercredi, octobre 17, 2007
Sir John in Cathay! Ande funde partse of yt toe bee verilie disturbyng. Ye saye thate the native peplis emploie thy use of gunpowdere. This scares mi becuse dont ye knowe thate gunpowdere bee thy ind of thy middle Agys. Thate yt is frome gunpowdere thate alle of thy evyl and vyle dedes bee doon. Ye shulde stoppe theme frome implementyng thy use of thy stufes ande tele theme thei nede yt note.

vendredi, 19 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Since the use of paper had already reached Islamic Spain by the 11th century and was being manufactured in Italy by the 13th, and the English themselves used primitive cannons at the battle of Crecy in 1346, I don't imagine that a contemporary of Chaucer would have had to go to China to learn of such wondrous new products.

dimanche, 21 octobre, 2007  
Blogger k3kk0 said...

I didn't understand a word thou wrote.
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mardi, 23 octobre, 2007  
Blogger Niall Mor said...

Sir Jehan hath writ:

General Toe hath invyted me to joyne hym in the wildes of Manchuria in the dayes aheed.

Dost this mak thee a Manchurian candydat?

vendredi, 26 octobre, 2007  
Anonymous richard, second of that name, kyng said...

Sire Johan: Certeyne ladyes of the courte realle have bade mee asken thee to inquire of General Toe in what manere hys chikenes mighten ycoked bin.

dimanche, 28 octobre, 2007  
Blogger Sally said...

Sir John

I fear that chickens chased by chinks with gunpowder will mean lean pickings for the pot.

Truly it is a civilised society that goes to the hunt with hounds

Please to remember the Gunpowder Plot.

His Majesty's loyal subject

mardi, 30 octobre, 2007  
Blogger Geoffrey Chaucer said...

Ma chere Sally,

Kan we keep off from the racial slurres? Ywis, 'tis nat gentil.


jeudi, 01 novembre, 2007  
Blogger Sally said...

Dear Master Chaucer

My sincere apologies for being the cause of such a slur appearing on your blog.

As a crip, I am so used to discrimination (yes, it happened today as well) that I am not as aware of the offence I give to others that I should be. Thank you for your kindly reminder.

My apologies to all those good souls hailing from China, your good self, and our Sovereign King Richard II whose wise and just laws and Person I am in danger of offending (again).

Pardon please.

jeudi, 01 novembre, 2007  
Blogger Geoffrey Chaucer said...

Ma Chere Sally,

Grant merci for yower gentil response. Ye see, ich muste thinke of swich thinges as might causen despleasance to al maner rederes of this blog, from al places in this wyde globe of the erthe (and it is a thing of no litel joye to me that rederes comen heere from manye landes).

For mynself, ich am touchie about fat jokes.

Le Vostre


vendredi, 02 novembre, 2007  
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Spekynge of the Orient, who is this anonyme that writeth commentes in characteres of Cathay and wordes withouten grammarye? His scribblynges aren lyke unto a loafe ymade of the unwanted bittes of swines flesshe. This persoun is verilye a pestilence upon the internette and shold be yhanged from the galowes tree.

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