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Sownynge th'encrees of my winning

Saturday, March 25, 2006 23 Comments
Mes cheres lecteurez,

Yt tickleth me aboute myn herte roote that yow demen myn litel thoghtes and japes to ben worth redyng. Ich thonke yow from the bottome of my tankarde.

Ich wolde consolidate myn affinitee by offeryng yow myn liveree. Yow kan purchase and were clothyng that sheweth thyn affiliacioun wyth me, throgh thys website called zazzle:


Alle profites that ich make, the which are right litel, shal go vnto poore soules who lakk beere, wyn, and jollitee.

23 comment "Sownynge th'encrees of my winning"

  1. PhilMarch 25, 2006 at 1:47 PM

    How about one that reads "Fully Daswyd"? It'd be good for keg socials.

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  2. FSJLMarch 25, 2006 at 3:54 PM

    Gentil sir, ich lacking wyn, ale, and such stronge drinke as makyth alle menne joli, beseech thyn honour's mercy and pray that there be for such poore menn as ich, a generous draught of wyn of sherris. Ane pipe of sherris shall persuade me to give thyn honour goold for thyn clabber, but iffe not, not.

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  3. Slangwhanger-in-ChiefMarch 25, 2006 at 9:26 PM

    Thine liverie werte fulle wittye and subtile like unto an reptile. Whanne that mine landlorde shalt ne longere infest mine pockettes swich that ne goold adhereth to mine palme, that liverie adorneth me right speedily.

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  4. Qatar CatMarch 26, 2006 at 1:47 AM

    I am so loving this! :^)

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  5. Qatar CatMarch 26, 2006 at 1:48 AM

    And I am so hating comment moderation :^(

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  6. Dr. ViragoMarch 26, 2006 at 10:22 AM

    It pleaseth me gretely to reden yow in the blogosphere propre. Bien venue. If it pleaseth yow to visite mine owne blogge, yow wille see that ich have quotede yow in my mastehead.

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  7. smyMarch 26, 2006 at 1:27 PM

    Dear Geoffrey:
    I followed you through the Parson's Tale. I followed you through the Tale of Melibee. I even followed you through the Treatise on the Astrolabe (ok, I didn't follow you all the way that time). And I am with you while you make this journey to a better blogsite! It looks great!
    Thanks for making me giggle. A lot.
    -michelle

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  8. AnnMarch 27, 2006 at 6:10 AM

    I'll follow you here--but I would follow more conveniently if your webmaster would provide an RSS feed (or similar).

    And I have got to have me some of that livery.

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  9. L.N. HammerMarch 27, 2006 at 6:47 AM

    Ann: try http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/atom.xml

    ---L.

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  10. Randy CadenheadMarch 27, 2006 at 12:01 PM

    Whilst visting thine shoppe,gyntil poete, goode sir,youre fythefle reyder hapynt upown a thynge whence sumdye shall be knonwst as a "typo", fore iyt is the cayse thate "blog" ist spyllet withe an "e".

    (Hey, I'm a dyslecsic lawyer. This stuff comes naturally.) Also, I can't seem to add text to your shirts without appearing to write over thyne devyne vyrse.

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  11. Geoffrey ChaucerMarch 27, 2006 at 2:15 PM

    Deere Mayster Caidenhede,

    Blog ys spelt 'Blogge' durynge certayn situaciouns the expalancioun of which ys far too tedious to presentlie explaine.

    As for the custoumisacioun of the shirtes, the Wyf of Bathe, who doth embroidre them, telleth me that perhaps thou nedest to shrinke or move eny texte thou addst so it shal not ouerlap. What wordes and sayinges dost thou wish to add? Ich am alweys lookynge for newe themes.

    Le Vostre Servaunt
    GC

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  12. AnonymousMarch 27, 2006 at 5:26 PM

    Myn Gentil Geoffroi,

    Ich am muchel wrothe at thy japes and hostyl wordes, yow seem overe eager to maken me seem a smale and pityeful man.

    Whatte hath Ich wroght to maken mine self so displeysing to yow?

    Johannes Gowere

    ps. my liverie is bettere and ich do notte share it so freelye to harvest the gold of compleat strangeres.

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  13. Geoffrey ChaucerMarch 27, 2006 at 6:25 PM

    Mon Chere Johannes,

    Thou art as smal and pityful as thyn poemes aren longe and tedious!

    Perhaps yf ich hadde landes to lyve off as thou dost, I wolde nat yifen awaye myn liverie for golde. Maybe thou coldst lende me sum fewe acres?

    GC

    p.s. STFU!

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  14. annMarch 27, 2006 at 7:39 PM

    L.N. Hammer said...

    Ann: try http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/atom.xml

    ---L.

    Ah, many thanks!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 28, 2006 at 7:47 AM

    I would love to see a
    "Whatte the swyve?" t-shirt...

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  16. Randy CadenheadMarch 29, 2006 at 8:42 AM

    Goode poete, It seme thate myne quyle wast dulled, owr mayhapst myme mynde, for thou dyrecshion hathe pruffen sownde.
    As fore saiyings, iyt plysethe yowr hymble ryder to offyr wat thyne Marchantes Tale dyd nowt sye, fore clowth goodes wowdst sayle mywre raydelee wyf thyne bloges mowrkyt spowt powrtrayed thyreon.
    Sir Man of Lawe

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  17. Sir ThopasMarch 30, 2006 at 5:01 PM

    Y am gladde to see that yow are makying such a splash. Eftsoons yow may have peple who canne calle myn peple, as yow hathe me ypromissed.

    Spekynge as onne wyth some sense of style, ich woulde also like a "Whatte the swyve?" tunic. Wyth a lilye flour.

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